The Offensive Line

Chris Crawfish good friend of Damin and Zack is in the studio today. Everyone goes over the Christmas break and anal stories. Blackman had to deal with something he didn't remember at his sisters house. The boys go over using the N-word and why Zack say it so much. Crawfish sending out pics of dog tits join the show. Blackman goes over plastic surgery that cost a man $150k to look like Kim Kardashian.

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 4:22pm EST

Damien is out but Danny Loecken is in! Don't worry it doesn't sound as bad as you think because we had Danny sub for Damien today. Blackman talks about The Darkest Hour and two old guest. A comedian said Blackman sucks when it comes to hosting an open mic. We talked about losing our virginity which later we had to call Damien to give his own losing his virginity story. Not only that we gave our take on a black James Bond and the Stars Wars Storm Trooper. Plus in the spirit of Christmas...we talked about Krampus. Today show was long, funny and out of control so you don't wanna miss this one!

Direct download: The_Offensive_Line_Episode_48.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 4:42pm EST

Before things get started right out of the gate Damien starts something that Blackman and Zack they think is dumb in the first place. We had an old friend as a call in for the news later on in the show. Zack blacked out drunk kissed a guy while Blackman seen the girl he took to the Chrismast Party hugged up on another guy. Plus Blackman talked about being on the 8-Bit Bourbon and hating Al Sharpton.

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 3:21pm EST

Cody Bush from Penguin Knife Fight is in the studio today. Damien asked a question from last show that really turned into a good story. Blackman talks about the company Christmas Party and how his date acted. The guys cover Eric Garner, black bears and Damien got a kick out of the Tempe pastor Steven Anderson how call for killing all gays.

Direct download: The_Offensive_Line_Episode_46.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:37pm EST

Local Orlando and up coming comedian Heather Shaw was in the studio today. Django sound clips made it's way into the show today. Blackman give a final take on Ferguson while Zack talks about the live feed he watched. There were talks of male sex toys and Bill Cosby. This is one of the most race powered episode but together we can over come this.

Direct download: The_Offensive_Line_Episode_45.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 4:18pm EST

Today on the show Joe Chipotle or as everyone else calls him Joe Chlapowski stop by. He's one of the comics that runs the Spacebar Comedy Show Case in Orlando and is pretty dial backed as a guest. But don't liek the voice fool you, he still can be a very fucked up guy and a dick at times. This show the boys go more into Bill Cosby rape and how Blackman used roofies on Zack. Blackman is looking for a date for his company Christmas Party next month while getting heat for starting another podcast called "The Darkest Hour". Joe gives his take on the comedy world when it comes to stealing jobs but backs away from Blackman because he just don't like him.

Direct download: The_Offensive_Line_Episode_44.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 4:38pm EST

Father and comedian Ramon Molledo is in the studio today. Damien starts the show by asking interview questions. There is talk of Bill Cosby rape and Oiled up Kardashian booty. A gay man turning to god while cops scare kids in a school. Then the boys get into ghost stories and Blackman tells a very special one that will blow you away.

 

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Direct download: The_Offensive_Line_Episode_43.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 7:06pm EST

Long time fan of the show Charlie Bowie stopped in to talk about his podcast with Big Tim and working for an Orlando Politician. Blackman goes over a suck off that Damien was joking about. The crew does a recap on the mid-term election. Blackman talks about how Christopher Nolan put together another great movie again when it comes to Interstellar. Oh and let's not forget Keira Knightley's topless photos!

Direct download: The_Offensive_Line_Episode_42.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 3:23pm EST

On this episode we talked about how dumb politics can be at times. We call out congressmen for putting the blame on a black guy for $20. The guys talked about Halloween parties and how good Damien looked dressed as a women. Zack and Damien bash the first ladies silver back. Blackman comes to her aid while ISIS makes a guy have sex with a pitbull.

Direct download: The_Offensive_Line_Episode_41.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 3:59pm EST

Todays show is filled with nerdy stuff including a man cutting off his penis and a woman hating Chinese people. We look a movie trailer for the new Avengers movie. Damien is out because he had stuff to do but we still have things to talk about. The show was a little less gay in fact but still funny.

Direct download: The_Offensive_Line_Episode_40.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 3:45pm EST